I will almost certainly write a longer entry to this contest, but the words and phrases chosen this time round made it too easy to do something quick and easy!

That being said, if I could be bothered logging into the site and editing it, the second paragraph would look much better if it read;

He suddenly felt a strange pressure on his chest and woke up with a start to find his furball of a cat had jumped on him and caused a rude awakening. What a strange dream that had been. Damn home-brew Slivovice!